1 00:01:05,633 --> 00:01:08,035 Turning to our home scene, here in New York, 2 00:01:08,102 --> 00:01:10,771 the dollar moved in a range of only 10 to 20 points... 3 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:16,076 The mayor was dumb, 4 00:01:16,144 --> 00:01:17,645 and the council stood 5 00:01:17,711 --> 00:01:21,081 as if they were changed into blocks of wood... 6 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:27,788 I just want to see what's under there. 7 00:01:27,855 --> 00:01:29,157 No, no, no, no. 8 00:01:29,223 --> 00:01:30,624 I just want to look. Pete might come in. 9 00:01:30,691 --> 00:01:33,527 Peter'll learn a thing or two. He's too young to learn. 10 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:35,296 I have to dry my hair. I have to dry my fingernails. 11 00:01:35,363 --> 00:01:36,664 Give me this towel. 12 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:42,069 Mm, a hell of a time for a vacation. 13 00:01:42,136 --> 00:01:45,072 A hell of a time. A hell of a time is right. 14 00:01:45,139 --> 00:01:46,607 I mean, your dad snaps his fingers, 15 00:01:46,674 --> 00:01:49,477 and, look...you jump like a jack-in-the-box. 16 00:01:49,543 --> 00:01:53,181 He calls on one day, the next day you're off to Vermont. 17 00:01:53,247 --> 00:01:56,083 Well, it's the only time he can get away... 18 00:01:56,150 --> 00:01:58,686 and he likes it there... 19 00:01:58,752 --> 00:02:02,590 and I like it there. 20 00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:03,791 Mm. 21 00:02:09,096 --> 00:02:11,632 Oh... Mm. 22 00:02:13,033 --> 00:02:15,203 Hey, hey, hey! Who's been shelling the kitchen, huh? 23 00:02:15,269 --> 00:02:17,738 What's going on in here? Maneuvers, pal? 24 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:20,341 No. I'm looking for the prize. 25 00:02:20,408 --> 00:02:22,610 The prize is in the bottom of the box, see? 26 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:24,312 Then can I take it with me? 27 00:02:24,378 --> 00:02:25,979 It's not the prize. It's the flakes all over the joint. 28 00:02:26,046 --> 00:02:28,449 Hurry up, honey! Yeah, all right. Let's go. 29 00:02:28,516 --> 00:02:30,150 Your mother's going to yell at us. 30 00:02:30,218 --> 00:02:31,819 Come on. 31 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:33,153 No fair. 32 00:02:33,221 --> 00:02:34,788 Hey, Pete. You're breaking my heart. 33 00:02:36,089 --> 00:02:38,526 Hang on a minute. 34 00:02:39,793 --> 00:02:42,296 Here, here it is. What have we got here? 35 00:02:42,363 --> 00:02:45,065 Yeah, it's a double over-and-under space flyer, 36 00:02:45,132 --> 00:02:47,635 upside-down flotsam. 37 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:50,338 How about a kiss for your old dad, huh? 38 00:02:50,404 --> 00:02:52,806 I love you, Dad. 39 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:55,976 I love you too. 40 00:03:00,314 --> 00:03:01,682 Turning now to traffic, 41 00:03:01,749 --> 00:03:03,517 we have a few problems this morning... 42 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:06,420 Peter, how about the carpet? How about that, huh? 43 00:03:06,487 --> 00:03:08,522 Hey, honey, it's not the Golden Fleece, you know. 44 00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:10,558 ...New Jersey turnpike coming into town. 45 00:03:10,624 --> 00:03:12,960 As well, we can expect more trouble... 46 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:14,695 Okay. 47 00:03:14,762 --> 00:03:16,797 You know, you could take the weekend. 48 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:20,033 Listen, we sang this song already, didn't we? 49 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:21,735 Okay, I won't press it. 50 00:03:21,802 --> 00:03:24,071 Don't sit around here driving yourself crazy. 51 00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:25,005 Crazy? Let me tell you about crazy. 52 00:03:25,072 --> 00:03:26,407 If Eliot gives me this, 53 00:03:26,474 --> 00:03:28,609 it can mean maybe a senior vice-presidency, 54 00:03:28,676 --> 00:03:30,544 maybe next year a seat on the board, 55 00:03:30,611 --> 00:03:33,714 not to mention another $25,000 per annum, 56 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:37,217 which means a lot of things, like the mortgage on this dump. 57 00:03:37,285 --> 00:03:38,719 Daddy offered us the mortgage. 58 00:03:38,786 --> 00:03:40,220 "Daddy offered. Daddy offered." 59 00:03:40,288 --> 00:03:42,323 Listen, your daddy's a very sweet man, 60 00:03:42,390 --> 00:03:43,491 but he didn't pay for this place. 61 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:45,025 He didn't pick it out, either. 62 00:03:45,092 --> 00:03:47,928 We found it, paid for it. We renovated it ourselves, 63 00:03:47,995 --> 00:03:50,764 and we pay off the mortgage ourselves, right? 64 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:52,165 Okay. 65 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,034 Besides which... 66 00:03:54,101 --> 00:03:55,469 if I get this, 67 00:03:55,536 --> 00:03:57,571 maybe I'll buy you your own damn ski resort. 68 00:03:57,638 --> 00:04:00,908 What do you think of that? 69 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:02,443 Well, I think you'll get it. 70 00:04:02,510 --> 00:04:04,678 I better get it, because if I don't get it, 71 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:06,447 next month the world will see us 72 00:04:06,514 --> 00:04:09,917 pitching pennies in Guatemala. 73 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:11,184 Well... 74 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,086 It'd be fun with you in Guatemala. 75 00:04:14,388 --> 00:04:16,557 Peter, honey, be careful. 76 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:18,258 Nyao! Beep, beep, beep! 77 00:04:18,326 --> 00:04:20,260 So... 78 00:04:20,328 --> 00:04:22,563 I'll... I'll call you tonight, huh? 79 00:04:22,630 --> 00:04:25,899 Okay. Call me before midnight. I'll turn into a pumpkin. 80 00:04:25,966 --> 00:04:28,068 A beautiful pumpkin. Oh, you're biased. 81 00:04:28,135 --> 00:04:29,337 You're right. 82 00:04:29,403 --> 00:04:31,372 All right, champ. Keep it under 70. 83 00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:33,006 Take care of your mom. Okay, Daddy. 84 00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:34,475 Have fun. Mm, I will. 85 00:04:34,542 --> 00:04:35,976 Bye, now. Bye. 86 00:05:36,604 --> 00:05:38,372 A little Mozart in the morning, Betty? 87 00:05:38,439 --> 00:05:40,007 Good morning, Mr. Hughes. 88 00:05:58,726 --> 00:06:00,794 You know the number? 89 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:02,329 Hi, Karen. Good morning, Mr. Hughes. 90 00:06:02,396 --> 00:06:03,664 Pyramid Industries. 91 00:06:03,731 --> 00:06:06,534 It's too early for word association, James. 92 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,736 I'm dying. You take a shot for that? 93 00:06:08,802 --> 00:06:11,238 I'll bite. Pyramid Industries is Arab money in white face, 94 00:06:11,304 --> 00:06:12,740 and they're trying to cop a piece 95 00:06:12,806 --> 00:06:14,875 of this country's grain belt through an Illinois front. 96 00:06:14,942 --> 00:06:16,710 What's it to you? Riverton's given Pyramid to me. 97 00:06:16,777 --> 00:06:18,979 I sent Janis to your office to pick up the files on it. 98 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:21,014 Is that all right? 99 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:27,287 Pyramid Industries was Capstan International. 100 00:06:27,354 --> 00:06:30,290 Yeah, here's the rest of it, okay? 101 00:06:30,357 --> 00:06:31,391 Thanks. 102 00:06:31,459 --> 00:06:32,926 Morning. Morning. 103 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:35,729 Why so cheerful? 104 00:06:35,796 --> 00:06:37,565 I ran into James Hall on my way in. 105 00:06:37,631 --> 00:06:39,132 I wouldn't let that guy walk behind me 106 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:40,734 unless I had a rear-view mirror. 107 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:43,203 Why did Riverton give him that Pyramid Industries merger? 108 00:06:43,270 --> 00:06:44,705 That was mine. 109 00:06:44,772 --> 00:06:47,675 Listen, don't sweat it. Rumor is Riverton's going to give 110 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:50,243 that reorganization assignment to somebody today, 111 00:06:50,310 --> 00:06:53,246 and all bets are in your favor. 112 00:06:53,313 --> 00:06:54,848 All this intrigue. 113 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:59,052 This isn't a trust company. it's the court of Louis XIV. 114 00:07:05,358 --> 00:07:06,694 You were having a lot of fun 115 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,862 with Pyramid Industries, weren't you? 116 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:10,430 Yeah, I was, and you know what? 117 00:07:10,498 --> 00:07:12,032 Mergers like Pyramid are my strong suit. 118 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:16,837 I don't know a thing about reorganizing bank branches. 119 00:07:16,904 --> 00:07:18,606 But if Eliot gives you this... 120 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:21,809 Yeah, I know, I know. The sky's the limit. 121 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:23,276 It's 9:00. 122 00:07:23,343 --> 00:07:28,916 Right. Okay. How do you stay ahead of everything, huh? 123 00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:30,618 Are you kidding? I've seen what happens 124 00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:32,786 when I don't stay two paces ahead of you. 125 00:07:34,588 --> 00:07:36,690 Pretty blouse. Thanks. 126 00:07:36,757 --> 00:07:38,325 You've got a thread hanging there. 127 00:07:38,391 --> 00:07:40,160 Only you would notice. 128 00:07:40,227 --> 00:07:42,496 Details, darling, details. 129 00:07:43,697 --> 00:07:47,467 Is that everything prepared for now? 130 00:07:47,535 --> 00:07:50,070 That's everything we have so far. 131 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:51,304 Thank you. 132 00:07:51,371 --> 00:07:54,074 Know how I would go about revamping the branches? 133 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:55,208 How? 134 00:07:55,275 --> 00:07:57,210 Mortar fire followed by a flamethrower. 135 00:07:57,277 --> 00:07:58,411 Excellent. Good morning. 136 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,413 Good morning. Hello, Eliot. 137 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:01,849 It's a little restless in there. 138 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:04,985 I wanted to speak to you before we got started. 139 00:08:05,052 --> 00:08:06,654 Thursday night. I want you to keep it open. 140 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:08,021 Sure. Just a dinner party 141 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:10,524 for the L.A. branch managers, nothing elaborate. 142 00:08:10,591 --> 00:08:12,059 Besides, it's not you I want to see. 143 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:14,662 It's your pretty wife, who I haven't seen in ages. 144 00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:16,396 Well, Meg's with her dad in Vermont, Eliot, 145 00:08:16,463 --> 00:08:18,498 but let us not stand on ceremony 146 00:08:18,566 --> 00:08:20,634 by me asking why in the name of Job 147 00:08:20,701 --> 00:08:23,170 did you pitch that Pyramid thing to James Hall? 148 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:25,005 Man, I was flying with that grain deal. 149 00:08:25,072 --> 00:08:27,007 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 150 00:08:27,074 --> 00:08:29,009 Look, I need a hands-on guy, Bart, 151 00:08:29,076 --> 00:08:30,944 who's right to handle the reorganization 152 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:33,113 of all the branch offices of this trust company, 153 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:36,016 somebody with new ideas, not old ones with a face lift. 154 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:37,851 Well, this is the topic of the day around here. 155 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:40,153 Well, the topic is over. I need a package 156 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:42,022 for the board of directors meeting in two weeks. 157 00:08:42,089 --> 00:08:45,626 In two weeks? Can you do it? 158 00:08:45,693 --> 00:08:47,027 I'll have to shift some things. 159 00:08:47,094 --> 00:08:49,029 Which is why I gave Pyramid to Hall. 160 00:08:49,096 --> 00:08:53,233 And Lorrie can handle whatever else you've got. 161 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:54,467 I'll give it a shot. 162 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,003 It's yours, kiddo. 163 00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:58,005 Because you know what's riding on it. 164 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:20,153 Shit! 165 00:10:33,701 --> 00:10:35,435 Oh, man, I don't need this. 166 00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:38,071 I really don't need this. 167 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,669 I appreciate this, Clete. 168 00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:12,840 I couldn't get my regular plumber for another 10 days. 169 00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:14,507 Should've called me in the first place. 170 00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:16,777 Yeah, but everybody calls you, relies on you. 171 00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:18,345 Got your own building next door. 172 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:21,982 Yeah, well... Look at this. It's what I told you, right? 173 00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:25,052 See this, here? Smell it. That's dishwashing stuff. 174 00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:27,020 I told you that before. Then it's not the sink? 175 00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:29,256 It ain't the sink. It's the dishwasher, like I said. 176 00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:31,792 My wife just had this thing overhauled a month ago. 177 00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,961 Don't worry about nothing, because it's not the motor. 178 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,964 Here, I got it. I got the problem. Look at this. 179 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,999 Look at this over here. You see that? 180 00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:40,233 That's what you paid for your drain hose. 181 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:43,937 Wait, wait, wait. Yeah, look... 182 00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:46,239 Ready for that? What could cause that? 183 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:49,642 What causes that is extreme heat from the machine over here. 184 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,144 Right. And the casing... 185 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,880 Just bang? Bang, like that! 186 00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:54,948 General wear and tear too. 187 00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:56,950 You didn't see any mice, did you? 188 00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:59,319 Mice? No, I got no mice here. 189 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:00,954 Yeah, well, if you had, then we'd see them, 190 00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:03,323 because it'd take an army of mice to do that. 191 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,225 Maybe it's a rat. 192 00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:06,693 A rat? 193 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:09,396 No, there's no rat, no mice. There's no rat in this house. 194 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:11,999 There's no rat in this house? 195 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,968 There's no rat in this house, okay. 196 00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:18,071 What are you trying to say? I need an exterminator? What? 197 00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:20,507 Exterminator? You kidding? That's for little old ladies 198 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,209 and people who don't want to get their hands dirty. 199 00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:24,344 You have any problem with that? Getting your hands dirty? 200 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,113 I got no problem getting my hands dirty. 201 00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:28,448 I renovated this house from the bottom up. 202 00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:31,251 Jeez. Very nice, very nice. 203 00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:33,153 It'd be horrible if an exterminator came in 204 00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:34,988 and unrenovated it from the bottom up, eh? 205 00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:37,390 Teared out your cabinetry over here, took this out. 206 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:40,427 Maybe got behind the wall. That's what they do, man. 207 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,495 No. Wait a minute. Nobody's tearing out nothing. 208 00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:47,034 You mind, by the way? What? Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. 209 00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:50,603 I tell you, you did beautiful work over here. 210 00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:52,539 Yeah, you got any other ideas? 211 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,207 Well, you got any traps? 212 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,643 I got traps left over from when I rebuilt the basement. 213 00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:59,346 Oh, yeah? Well, you should put them out. 214 00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:01,281 A rat could eat through this? 215 00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:04,184 You kidding me, man? You ever see a rat's teeth? 216 00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:06,987 A rat could eat through electrical wiring. 217 00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:08,555 Okay, I'll put down some traps. 218 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,290 But you know what the trouble with traps is? 219 00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:12,159 If you got yourself an intelligent rat, 220 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:14,427 he's going to come over, snatch the food out of the trap, 221 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:17,230 eat it, and run around here, creating general havoc. 222 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:20,333 I should think he'd be happier in the Bronx. 223 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,102 The Bronx, huh? 224 00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:24,972 I tell you, a rat could be happy anywhere. 225 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,342 Let me ask you something. Is this real tile? 226 00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:31,011 Yeah. 227 00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:33,780 It's beautiful. I'm glad you like it. 228 00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:35,782 This is beautiful. Beautiful! 229 00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:37,450 Good morning. Good morning, Eliot. 230 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:41,421 Good morning, Mr. Riverton. 231 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,924 Good morning. 232 00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:46,493 Good morning, Dan. Good morning, Eliot. 233 00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:51,464 Back in the office, Junior. 234 00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:05,345 Wait a minute. Come on, now. 235 00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:06,579 Come over here. 236 00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:10,117 Hi, honey. So did you get it? 237 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,252 Yay! I knew you would. I'm so proud of you. 238 00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:13,686 Yeah, well, the bad news is, 239 00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:16,489 he only gave me two weeks for the whole package. 240 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,358 What? Anyone! 241 00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:20,593 Peter, could you calm down! Hey, take it easy! 242 00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:22,029 Two weeks? 243 00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:25,565 I think he's putting me under the gun on purpose. 244 00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:27,567 No... 245 00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,069 I know, but Hall and his cronies 246 00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:31,538 are waiting for me to fall on my ass. 247 00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:33,073 So they're Ivy League. 248 00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:35,943 That doesn't guarantee everything in life. 249 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:38,245 Eliot worked his way up, just like you. 250 00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:40,380 Yes, I know, but... it's a tough package, 251 00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:43,283 and working harder doesn't guarantee anything either, babe. 252 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:45,652 Bart, you'll pull it off. I know you will. 253 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,320 Quit fooling around! 254 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:50,190 Listen, Peter's giving daddy a cardiac arrest. 255 00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:52,392 I'll call you later. I love you. 256 00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:54,194 I love you too. 257 00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:57,130 I wish daddy was here. He got it! 258 00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:59,266 Los Angeles branch. 259 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,234 What? Speak the King's English. What are you saying? 260 00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:03,170 The review, the meeting. Right. 261 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,671 You all right? You look tired. 262 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,506 Oh, it's not a long story, but a boring one. 263 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,175 So what's this dork's name again? 264 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,810 Thompson, Los Angeles. Thompson, right. Thompson. 265 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:34,734 Anything interesting there, Clete? 266 00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:37,004 Hey, any luck with the traps, Mr. Hughes? 267 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:39,139 I'll soon find out. 268 00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:36,096 Rats, my butt. 269 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,394 Good Lord. 270 00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:16,469 What's this? 271 00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:21,674 See that? Super rat did that. 272 00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:25,612 Oh, you going to nail him with this, huh? 273 00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:27,214 Who gave you this? Your grandma? 274 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,981 These are antiquated traps, man. 275 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,150 You got to get some proper traps. 276 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:31,751 There's got to be some better way. 277 00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:33,320 There's only five ways... 278 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,655 you trap them, you poison them, 279 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:38,091 you knock them on the head, you gas them, 280 00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:39,392 or you shoot them. 281 00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:41,060 But you got to remember one thing: 282 00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:44,631 A rat is a survivor. The best there is. 283 00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:46,199 You know where I learned that? 284 00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,335 Where? In the army. 285 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,602 Were you in the army? No. 286 00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:53,240 No? I was. Anawetok Island. 287 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:55,007 You never heard of that? No. 288 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:58,645 It's the atomic test site, man. I was there. The huge blast. 289 00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:01,080 A couple of seconds, everything was dead. 290 00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:03,015 I'm talking insects, reptiles, 291 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,284 frigging amoeba, plant life. 292 00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:07,287 They all croaked... except for the rats. 293 00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:10,623 They survived, and they multiplied tenfold, 294 00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:13,226 so maybe you should get rid of grandma's souvenir, huh? 295 00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:17,063 Come here. See that little dog with that lady? 296 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:18,865 That's Mrs. Dinovi, apartment 3-0-5. 297 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,033 Look at those legs, huh? Best legs in the building. 298 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,535 She cut herself shaving again. 299 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:25,205 You know what's the matter with you? 300 00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:27,307 You don't realize that maybe you're spending 301 00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:30,042 20% of your time thinking about him, 302 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,512 but he's spending 100% of his time 303 00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:34,747 figuring out ways of how to outsmart you. 304 00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:38,285 Because he's a rat. He's got nothing better to do. 305 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:40,119 Do you want a pear? 306 00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:43,190 No. 307 00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:57,136 May, tell Lorrie I'll need the rest 308 00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:58,638 of the demographics for Los Angeles, 309 00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:00,873 and I'm taking an early lunch, okay? 310 00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:03,210 Certainly, Mr. Hughes. 311 00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:28,535 Oh, no. 312 00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:36,343 Oh, man! 313 00:19:58,265 --> 00:20:00,267 Hi, guys. 314 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,902 Got any idea where I should put this trap? 315 00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:04,604 Huh? 316 00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:07,574 What? Okay. 317 00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:32,965 Watch and weep, you furry fucker. 318 00:23:14,494 --> 00:23:15,762 Your tie. 319 00:23:25,872 --> 00:23:28,340 Yeah, yeah. I'm expecting him, 320 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,643 but he hasn't come back from lunch yet. 321 00:23:32,845 --> 00:23:35,247 Just a sec. It's your wife. 322 00:23:35,314 --> 00:23:36,616 I'll call her later. 323 00:23:45,357 --> 00:23:48,027 Sorry. Just to remind you you have Eliot's dinner tonight 324 00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:49,896 with the L.A. bank manager at 8:00. 325 00:23:49,962 --> 00:23:51,498 Mr. Thompson. Mr. Thompson. 326 00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:53,432 And Eliot wants you to be there too. 327 00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,434 I know, Bart. You told me yesterday. 328 00:23:55,502 --> 00:23:57,103 And listen, don't forget to call Meg. 329 00:23:57,169 --> 00:23:58,871 Right. 330 00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:03,342 This is Seattle Revamping Procedure, '61 and '76. 331 00:24:03,409 --> 00:24:05,878 Never ends, does it? 332 00:24:15,154 --> 00:24:16,656 Thank you. 333 00:24:16,723 --> 00:24:18,925 Lost your olive, Bart? 334 00:24:18,991 --> 00:24:20,059 Excellent. 335 00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:22,228 Drink up. You really picked yourself a prize. 336 00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:24,296 So... 337 00:24:24,363 --> 00:24:28,568 What are your plans? What are you going to do, Bart? 338 00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:31,070 I'm going to bring in the Orientals. 339 00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:32,839 That's how I'm going to start. 340 00:24:32,905 --> 00:24:37,577 Bring in the Orientals. They're great profit people. 341 00:24:37,644 --> 00:24:39,546 Know what I mean? 342 00:24:42,014 --> 00:24:44,651 He's Eliot's wastebasket and he gets all the shit jobs. 343 00:24:44,717 --> 00:24:46,185 Could I have a scotch, please? 344 00:24:46,252 --> 00:24:48,154 You'd sell your kids for the break he just got. 345 00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:50,923 I don't need an incentive for that, just an offer. 346 00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:52,391 I'll have a scotch, too, please. 347 00:24:52,458 --> 00:24:55,361 The point is that Bart, in his generosity, 348 00:24:55,427 --> 00:24:59,532 would like me to think that he lets me win at tennis. 349 00:24:59,599 --> 00:25:01,267 Right, sport? 350 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:02,268 Bart? 351 00:25:05,838 --> 00:25:07,406 Bart. 352 00:25:07,473 --> 00:25:08,608 Oh. I'm sorry, Eliot. 353 00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:10,109 A little distracted, are we? 354 00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:11,744 Just picking through the bones, Eliot. 355 00:25:11,811 --> 00:25:14,080 Picking through the bones. 356 00:25:18,417 --> 00:25:19,886 Enjoying your stay in New York? 357 00:25:19,952 --> 00:25:23,022 Oh, I'm always happy to be here. 358 00:25:23,089 --> 00:25:26,092 You did really good work with the Pyramid people 359 00:25:26,158 --> 00:25:28,628 on that grain deal. 360 00:25:28,695 --> 00:25:30,296 Did you know that over one-fifth 361 00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:34,867 of all the grain on this planet is destroyed by rats? 362 00:25:34,934 --> 00:25:38,437 And that's more than drought, flood, or even insects destroys. 363 00:25:38,504 --> 00:25:40,106 Did you know that? No, I didn't. 364 00:25:40,172 --> 00:25:43,509 That's over five billion pounds of food alone 365 00:25:43,576 --> 00:25:45,277 in this country. 366 00:25:45,344 --> 00:25:48,915 Can you imagine how many mouths that would feed, 367 00:25:48,981 --> 00:25:50,750 not to mention the possible fiscal loss 368 00:25:50,817 --> 00:25:53,019 it must mean to a company like this? 369 00:25:53,085 --> 00:25:55,988 No. I can't. Yes, it's extraordinary. 370 00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:59,258 In the 14th century, the rat carried the bubonic plague flea 371 00:25:59,325 --> 00:26:02,561 that killed one out of every three from India to Iceland. 372 00:26:03,930 --> 00:26:05,531 Yeah, it's true. Can you believe that? 373 00:26:05,598 --> 00:26:07,967 The most horrible catastrophe in history. 374 00:26:08,034 --> 00:26:10,136 Over one third of the entire population 375 00:26:10,202 --> 00:26:12,038 of the civilized world destroyed by rats. 376 00:26:12,104 --> 00:26:15,274 Not bombs, not guns, but rats. 377 00:26:15,341 --> 00:26:16,876 You take your average rat... 378 00:26:16,943 --> 00:26:19,345 It can wriggle through a hole no bigger than a quarter, 379 00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:22,982 swim half a mile, and tread water for three days. 380 00:26:23,049 --> 00:26:25,852 They can eat through lead and concrete 381 00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:29,188 with teeth that are like chisels that exert an unbelievable 382 00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:32,925 24,000 pounds per square inch per tooth. 383 00:26:32,992 --> 00:26:34,293 Really? Yeah. 384 00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:36,262 They can survive being flushed down a toilet, 385 00:26:36,328 --> 00:26:37,897 enter a building by the same route. 386 00:26:37,964 --> 00:26:41,133 They can fall five stories, run off unharmed, 387 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,469 and two rats, mind you, two, just two, 388 00:26:43,535 --> 00:26:46,906 will give you 20 million rats in less than three years, 389 00:26:46,973 --> 00:26:50,076 and now there are as many rats on this planet as people. 390 00:26:54,881 --> 00:26:56,816 In this country, we kill them to get rid of them, 391 00:26:56,883 --> 00:26:58,785 but in some countries, like the Philippines, 392 00:26:58,851 --> 00:27:01,287 they kill them because they have to... 393 00:27:01,353 --> 00:27:04,691 to eat them, because that's all there is. 394 00:27:04,757 --> 00:27:07,593 Stringy chicken. Stringy chicken? 395 00:27:07,660 --> 00:27:10,697 That's what they say it tastes like, stringy chicken. 396 00:27:10,763 --> 00:27:12,899 And in some country, I don't know which one, 397 00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:14,767 they serve it as a delicacy, 398 00:27:14,834 --> 00:27:18,037 like chocolate-covered bees... 399 00:27:18,104 --> 00:27:20,039 or caviar. 400 00:27:20,106 --> 00:27:21,640 Tch! 401 00:27:21,708 --> 00:27:23,910 A filthy rat on fine china. 402 00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:27,546 There's no accounting for taste, is there? 403 00:27:27,613 --> 00:27:30,116 In some places in Asia and India, 404 00:27:30,182 --> 00:27:33,385 they actually venerate them. 405 00:27:33,452 --> 00:27:35,287 They worship them. 406 00:27:35,354 --> 00:27:37,423 Can you imagine that? 407 00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:40,693 Priests set out bowls of honey and milk 408 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,328 to pamper some animal 409 00:27:42,394 --> 00:27:47,333 whose only contribution is famine, sickness, and death. 410 00:27:47,399 --> 00:27:50,903 Vermin. 411 00:27:50,970 --> 00:27:54,306 It's incredible. 412 00:27:54,373 --> 00:27:55,541 Incredible. 413 00:28:42,288 --> 00:28:47,093 Oh, boy. 414 00:28:54,767 --> 00:28:56,102 Excuse me. 415 00:29:18,024 --> 00:29:19,658 This is the Bug Man. 416 00:29:19,725 --> 00:29:22,194 We're out on a call right now. Please leave a message. 417 00:29:23,462 --> 00:29:27,566 Yes, this is Bart Hughes. My number is 488-8990. 418 00:29:27,633 --> 00:29:30,870 You were recommended to me by a city councilman, 419 00:29:30,937 --> 00:29:32,271 and I'd appreciate it 420 00:29:32,338 --> 00:29:34,706 if you'd get back to me as soon as possible. 421 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:37,543 Thank you. 422 00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:40,112 When traps don't work, you try getting an exterminator. 423 00:29:40,179 --> 00:29:41,747 I called 10 exterminators. 424 00:29:41,814 --> 00:29:43,282 They don't even bother to call you back. 425 00:29:43,349 --> 00:29:46,452 They're overbooked. This city is an open sewer. 426 00:29:46,518 --> 00:29:49,155 The rats are just waiting to take over. 427 00:29:49,221 --> 00:29:52,291 Interesting thing about rats, they never stop chewing. 428 00:29:52,358 --> 00:29:54,861 Got to grind those teeth down, because they keep growing. 429 00:29:54,927 --> 00:29:56,328 Yeah, I know. That's a fact. 430 00:29:56,395 --> 00:29:59,531 They can chew through lead, concrete, anything. 431 00:30:01,067 --> 00:30:03,635 I hope it isn't a female. Why? 432 00:30:03,702 --> 00:30:06,272 They're twice as vicious. 433 00:30:13,545 --> 00:30:15,982 Here we go... poisons. 434 00:30:16,048 --> 00:30:18,117 We've got two main kinds. 435 00:30:18,184 --> 00:30:20,052 This one thins the blood, 436 00:30:20,119 --> 00:30:21,620 and this one works with water. 437 00:30:21,687 --> 00:30:22,989 What's the difference? Hmm. 438 00:30:23,055 --> 00:30:24,957 That'll turn him into a walking hemorrhage. 439 00:30:25,024 --> 00:30:26,358 Now, wait a minute. 440 00:30:26,425 --> 00:30:29,695 I don't want him to bleed all over my furniture. 441 00:30:29,761 --> 00:30:31,130 How about the water torture? 442 00:30:31,197 --> 00:30:33,099 Steer clear of him for this one. 443 00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:34,800 It'll give him a powerful thirst. 444 00:30:34,867 --> 00:30:37,269 He'll run for water. 445 00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:40,239 Keep your toilets closed and no water around. 446 00:30:40,306 --> 00:30:41,908 He'll aim straight for the sewer, 447 00:30:41,974 --> 00:30:44,610 and drink until he bursts, pop, like a balloon. 448 00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:45,844 Really? 449 00:30:45,912 --> 00:30:49,048 You watch out. Steer clear of him. 450 00:30:49,115 --> 00:30:52,151 You get in his way, and he'll go right through you. 451 00:33:13,859 --> 00:33:15,861 Keep it up. 452 00:33:15,927 --> 00:33:18,364 Just keep it up. I got friends in Jersey. 453 00:33:45,124 --> 00:33:46,392 Oh, yeah. All right. 454 00:33:48,927 --> 00:33:51,263 Yeah, all right. Okay. 455 00:33:51,330 --> 00:33:54,266 All right. That's it! 456 00:33:55,801 --> 00:33:57,403 You son of a bitch! 457 00:34:11,650 --> 00:34:13,719 You're going to kill somebody one day. 458 00:34:13,785 --> 00:34:14,953 Fuck you! 459 00:34:15,020 --> 00:34:16,622 Hey, Clete, I've still got the rats. 460 00:34:16,688 --> 00:34:19,558 Not only that, I go into my bathroom at night, 461 00:34:19,625 --> 00:34:21,793 and the thing comes right out of the toilet at me. 462 00:34:21,860 --> 00:34:24,296 You hear that? Right out of the toilet at me. 463 00:34:24,363 --> 00:34:26,298 I put enough poison down all over my house 464 00:34:26,365 --> 00:34:28,534 to kill the entire Lower East Side of Manhattan, 465 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:30,969 and not one nibble, not one nibble. 466 00:34:31,036 --> 00:34:32,904 You hear that? 467 00:34:32,971 --> 00:34:35,073 Come right out of the toilet? Yeah. 468 00:34:35,141 --> 00:34:36,475 Want to know why? Why? 469 00:34:36,542 --> 00:34:38,444 Rats like to go for your private parts, man. 470 00:34:38,510 --> 00:34:40,312 They like all the soft parts of your body. 471 00:34:40,379 --> 00:34:41,747 Your eyes, your blue eyes, 472 00:34:41,813 --> 00:34:43,715 a rat'll go right through your eyes, 473 00:34:43,782 --> 00:34:45,284 and they'll eat your brain, man. 474 00:34:45,351 --> 00:34:46,985 The son of a... They're smart. 475 00:34:47,052 --> 00:34:48,320 They loves eyes and... 476 00:34:48,387 --> 00:34:50,356 Oh, great. I'll get contacts. 477 00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:52,724 Look, rats may be smart, but I could be smarter, right? 478 00:34:52,791 --> 00:34:54,160 You come in here. I'll talk to you. 479 00:34:54,226 --> 00:34:56,828 We'll figure something out together. 480 00:34:56,895 --> 00:34:58,497 Did you read about those rats in the subway? 481 00:34:58,564 --> 00:35:00,299 No. 482 00:35:00,366 --> 00:35:02,168 Between a 125th Street and Grand Central, 483 00:35:02,234 --> 00:35:03,969 there are freaking armies of rats, man. 484 00:35:04,035 --> 00:35:05,237 It was in the Daily News today. 485 00:35:05,304 --> 00:35:07,239 Six people got bit. Six people? 486 00:35:07,306 --> 00:35:09,241 Six people, man. On the subway? 487 00:35:09,308 --> 00:35:10,476 On the subway. 488 00:35:10,542 --> 00:35:12,144 You're doing something wrong. 489 00:35:12,211 --> 00:35:14,613 It's obvious. I put the traps in the same place. 490 00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:16,915 The whole thing's a bust. What kind of bait did you use? 491 00:35:16,982 --> 00:35:20,051 Bait? I used the sharpest Cheddar cheese I could find. 492 00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:22,554 Lamb chops. Lamb chops? 493 00:35:22,621 --> 00:35:24,190 My dinner. Well, that's stupid. 494 00:35:24,256 --> 00:35:25,857 I'm sorry. Should I use Béarnaise? 495 00:35:25,924 --> 00:35:29,328 Use raw strips of bacon. And switch poisons. 496 00:35:29,395 --> 00:35:31,563 He's probably used to the poison you're using. 497 00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:33,665 And don't forget those rubber gloves. 498 00:35:33,732 --> 00:35:35,501 Wait a minute. What rubber gloves, Clete? 499 00:35:35,567 --> 00:35:36,935 The rubber gloves I told you about. 500 00:35:37,002 --> 00:35:39,305 You didn't say a damned thing about rubber gloves. 501 00:35:39,371 --> 00:35:41,307 No, I definitely mentioned the rubber gloves. 502 00:35:41,373 --> 00:35:43,442 That's important. Rats pick up on human smells, 503 00:35:43,509 --> 00:35:46,278 and that's it, game over. If you're not going to listen, 504 00:35:46,345 --> 00:35:48,547 then what am I telling you for? Fine, rubber gloves. 505 00:35:48,614 --> 00:35:51,683 You check the boiler room, yet? 506 00:35:51,750 --> 00:35:53,985 I didn't even think of it. I put a trap in the basement. 507 00:35:54,052 --> 00:35:55,721 I haven't been in the boiler room. 508 00:35:55,787 --> 00:35:59,558 My guess is you'll find one in the boiler room. 509 00:35:59,625 --> 00:36:01,159 This is a copy. I need the original. 510 00:36:01,227 --> 00:36:02,661 He's probably got it on him. 511 00:36:02,728 --> 00:36:04,296 Keep your pants on. He'll be here any minute. 512 00:36:04,363 --> 00:36:06,498 I'll have it on your desk this afternoon. 513 00:36:06,565 --> 00:36:09,368 I can't do anything about Pyramid without his signature. 514 00:36:09,435 --> 00:36:12,371 Here he comes now. It's only 9:10. 515 00:36:12,438 --> 00:36:15,140 Bart, Hall's been bugging me for your signature 516 00:36:15,207 --> 00:36:16,608 on that Pyramid power of attorney. 517 00:36:16,675 --> 00:36:19,378 Claims he needs it right away. Oh, really? 518 00:36:19,445 --> 00:36:22,514 Quite an excitable boy, isn't he? 519 00:36:24,783 --> 00:36:27,919 Damn! Good day so far, eh, Bart? 520 00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:40,232 Can we all play? 521 00:36:43,802 --> 00:36:45,504 You said nothing about rubber gloves, 522 00:36:45,571 --> 00:36:47,639 you baldheaded fart. 523 00:36:47,706 --> 00:36:49,107 "Are your hands soft and nice?" 524 00:36:49,174 --> 00:36:51,610 "Yes, my hand is soft and nice." 525 00:36:51,677 --> 00:36:54,045 Bacon, bacon... 526 00:36:54,112 --> 00:36:55,381 A-ha! 527 00:36:57,716 --> 00:36:59,217 Got you! 528 00:37:11,330 --> 00:37:14,366 Oh, no. Shit. 529 00:37:19,905 --> 00:37:21,573 Jeez! 530 00:38:50,429 --> 00:38:52,931 Into the house we go. 531 00:39:04,443 --> 00:39:07,746 That's real groovy. 532 00:39:07,813 --> 00:39:14,052 I bet that's how you did it. 533 00:39:35,841 --> 00:39:37,008 Oh-ho. 534 00:39:45,684 --> 00:39:47,719 So, it's a female. 535 00:40:38,804 --> 00:40:40,739 Think he's going to make it? 536 00:40:40,806 --> 00:40:43,809 Always thought he could handle pressure, you know? 537 00:40:43,875 --> 00:40:46,077 Now we can see what he's really made of. 538 00:40:47,679 --> 00:40:49,915 Eliot. Hey, great game last night, huh? 539 00:40:49,981 --> 00:40:50,982 Mm? 540 00:40:51,049 --> 00:40:53,018 Yeah, it was a shut-out, wasn't it? 541 00:40:53,084 --> 00:40:54,653 Yeah, I think so. 542 00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:57,088 What do you guys know about hockey? 543 00:41:00,425 --> 00:41:02,528 Did you see the game? No. 544 00:41:03,829 --> 00:41:06,965 Well, I read your preliminary memo. 545 00:41:07,032 --> 00:41:08,800 A little unorthodox, to say the least, 546 00:41:08,867 --> 00:41:11,670 but interesting if you can amplify on it. 547 00:41:11,737 --> 00:41:13,805 Yes, sir. You see, essentially what we're doing 548 00:41:13,872 --> 00:41:17,643 is closing down bank branches in retired minority areas, 549 00:41:17,709 --> 00:41:19,511 and yet those people are paying back loans 550 00:41:19,578 --> 00:41:22,047 a lot faster than some of the doctors and lawyers 551 00:41:22,113 --> 00:41:23,715 we have lunch with, Eliot. 552 00:41:23,782 --> 00:41:25,250 You son of a gun, you're going to stir things up. 553 00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:29,555 I like that. Give it to me in black-and-white, 554 00:41:29,621 --> 00:41:31,422 but I don't know if you're going to survive 555 00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:33,692 to see your own show. 556 00:41:33,759 --> 00:41:36,695 Are you pacing yourself? 557 00:41:36,762 --> 00:41:39,831 It's not as bad as it looks. 558 00:41:39,898 --> 00:41:43,501 I've got some things that... that I'm having to deal with. 559 00:41:43,569 --> 00:41:44,870 Something with Meg? 560 00:41:44,936 --> 00:41:47,038 Never mind. It's none of my business. 561 00:41:47,105 --> 00:41:48,707 Just settle it. 562 00:41:48,774 --> 00:41:52,177 I need all your attention. I don't think I've got it. 563 00:41:52,243 --> 00:41:54,913 I might have to put someone in the wings. 564 00:41:54,980 --> 00:41:56,514 James Hall? 565 00:41:58,784 --> 00:42:01,687 I'm still behind you, Bart. 566 00:42:01,753 --> 00:42:05,190 Pacing, pacing. That's the key. 567 00:42:05,256 --> 00:42:07,759 And... 568 00:42:07,826 --> 00:42:09,961 Settle whatever's bothering you, kiddo. 569 00:42:29,648 --> 00:42:30,982 Wait here, and she'll be right out. 570 00:42:31,049 --> 00:42:34,219 Boy, this Chicago stuff is a mess. Heavy too. 571 00:42:34,285 --> 00:42:36,054 Okay, I'll see you tomorrow, right? 572 00:42:36,121 --> 00:42:38,690 You were going to give me the L.A. stuff to read. 573 00:42:38,757 --> 00:42:40,525 Oh, Jeez! I must be on Mars. 574 00:42:40,592 --> 00:42:43,394 Let's go. All right, come on in. 575 00:42:43,461 --> 00:42:45,396 So you can proofread this L.A. stuff tonight 576 00:42:45,463 --> 00:42:48,199 and photostat it tomorrow before the conference meeting? 577 00:42:48,266 --> 00:42:50,135 No problem. Great. 578 00:42:53,104 --> 00:42:57,508 Oh, finally I get to see this gorgeous home of yours. 579 00:42:57,575 --> 00:42:58,777 I'm sorry, it's not very clean. 580 00:42:58,844 --> 00:43:01,713 The housekeeper's out of town. 581 00:43:01,780 --> 00:43:03,148 You know, Janis was telling me 582 00:43:03,214 --> 00:43:05,784 about this article in Architectural Digest 583 00:43:05,851 --> 00:43:07,252 about renovated brownstones. 584 00:43:07,318 --> 00:43:09,287 I was thinking maybe you'd be interested. 585 00:43:09,354 --> 00:43:11,022 No. Uh, no. 586 00:43:11,089 --> 00:43:13,558 The third floor's still a mess. 587 00:43:13,625 --> 00:43:15,794 It's very Edgar Allen Poe up there. 588 00:43:15,861 --> 00:43:19,765 That's where the cockroaches have their birthday parties. 589 00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:24,602 What a floor! 590 00:43:24,670 --> 00:43:28,740 Gosh, this wood must have taken you forever to strip down. 591 00:43:28,807 --> 00:43:31,142 Yeah, I did all this by hand, myself. 592 00:43:31,209 --> 00:43:33,979 Not one machine touched this floor. 593 00:43:34,045 --> 00:43:37,649 It's gorgeous, and so much room. 594 00:43:40,285 --> 00:43:42,220 Beautiful things. 595 00:43:43,889 --> 00:43:46,992 Your wife must be very happy here. 596 00:43:48,326 --> 00:43:51,697 I don't know. You should talk to her about that. 597 00:43:53,865 --> 00:43:55,233 Sometimes, I think she thinks 598 00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:57,368 she's running second to this place. 599 00:44:04,609 --> 00:44:07,612 Bart, what's happening with you? 600 00:44:07,679 --> 00:44:09,014 She's... 601 00:44:10,515 --> 00:44:12,517 My son... 602 00:44:12,583 --> 00:44:14,720 Pete, he's the best. 603 00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:18,456 You don't know him, do you? No. 604 00:44:18,523 --> 00:44:19,925 Oh... 605 00:44:21,426 --> 00:44:23,228 He's a killer. 606 00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:27,733 All is not easy. 607 00:44:33,504 --> 00:44:37,375 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to pry or anything. 608 00:44:54,392 --> 00:44:57,095 What was that? 609 00:44:57,162 --> 00:44:58,463 House sounds. 610 00:45:02,968 --> 00:45:05,003 Come on. I'll walk you to your cab. 611 00:45:20,418 --> 00:45:21,820 Here you go. 612 00:45:24,790 --> 00:45:27,392 Bart... 613 00:45:27,458 --> 00:45:29,394 I'll see you tomorrow. 614 00:45:40,471 --> 00:45:42,340 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. Here, kitty. 615 00:45:43,608 --> 00:45:44,943 Come here. 616 00:45:45,010 --> 00:45:46,711 Want a job, puddy tat? 617 00:45:46,778 --> 00:45:49,547 That's right. Yes. 618 00:45:49,614 --> 00:45:53,351 Huh? Huh? We're going to put you to work. 619 00:45:54,119 --> 00:45:56,121 Would you like that? 620 00:45:56,187 --> 00:45:58,723 Where did you get this sweet face, huh? 621 00:45:58,790 --> 00:46:00,391 What have we got in here? 622 00:46:00,458 --> 00:46:03,661 A saucer. Yes. Over here. 623 00:46:03,728 --> 00:46:05,931 Would you like some old ketchup to eat? 624 00:46:05,997 --> 00:46:07,265 Would you like a lime, hmm? 625 00:46:07,332 --> 00:46:11,837 No? Okay, how about a cucumber? Or a banana? 626 00:46:11,903 --> 00:46:13,204 What's in here? 627 00:46:13,271 --> 00:46:15,573 Let's see what we've got in here. 628 00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:18,243 Did you know that I was king of all the pretties? 629 00:46:18,309 --> 00:46:20,145 Did you know that? Sit up. 630 00:46:20,211 --> 00:46:22,180 Oh, good. Two-week-old oysters. 631 00:46:22,247 --> 00:46:25,984 Want some of those? Oh, you like those. 632 00:46:26,051 --> 00:46:27,986 I used to have a puddie just like you, 633 00:46:28,053 --> 00:46:31,022 except my wife sneezes, so I can't have one anymore. 634 00:46:37,662 --> 00:46:39,664 You want some rope? No, I don't need any rope. 635 00:46:39,730 --> 00:46:42,033 This is top-of-the-line stuff. I don't need the rope. 636 00:46:42,100 --> 00:46:43,368 What other lights you got? 637 00:46:43,434 --> 00:46:45,603 Got a couple of hammers. Lights, No hammers. 638 00:46:45,670 --> 00:46:48,239 Lights. I got a great light. They use this in coal mines. 639 00:46:48,306 --> 00:46:49,607 What is this? It's great. 640 00:46:49,674 --> 00:46:51,209 Leaves your hands free. Do what you want. 641 00:46:51,276 --> 00:46:54,112 How does it work? Put the light on your head. 642 00:46:54,179 --> 00:46:56,747 You have to have a hat. You put this on your belt. 643 00:47:09,995 --> 00:47:12,363 Here, you need scissors to cut through stuff? 644 00:47:12,430 --> 00:47:14,465 What's this here? That's a pair of great gloves. 645 00:47:14,532 --> 00:47:16,935 You're going to need those. No, I don't need scissors. 646 00:47:17,002 --> 00:47:18,503 Ah, here I have... 647 00:47:18,569 --> 00:47:21,139 No, I don't need tennis balls. I'll just take this. 648 00:47:21,206 --> 00:47:22,941 You need a gas mask or anything? 649 00:47:23,008 --> 00:47:24,842 No! I just needthis! Let's get this. 650 00:47:24,910 --> 00:47:26,777 Okay, okay, okay. I got it for you. 651 00:48:24,702 --> 00:48:26,104 Now, listen... 652 00:48:26,171 --> 00:48:28,573 You see, the major dilemma here is... 653 00:48:28,639 --> 00:48:30,108 is that this town 654 00:48:30,175 --> 00:48:32,177 ain't big enough for the both of us. 655 00:48:32,243 --> 00:48:34,779 Now, I've been around. I've been to college, man. 656 00:48:34,845 --> 00:48:36,114 I've been there, see. 657 00:48:36,181 --> 00:48:38,183 I've tried dope. I've tried these things, 658 00:48:38,249 --> 00:48:41,352 and I just want you to know who you're dealing with. 659 00:49:43,748 --> 00:49:49,187 * Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you * 660 00:49:49,254 --> 00:49:53,124 * Happy birthday, dear Peter 661 00:49:53,191 --> 00:49:57,228 *Happy birthday to you * 662 00:50:03,734 --> 00:50:05,870 Mommy! 663 00:50:11,742 --> 00:50:13,811 Mommy! 664 00:52:20,638 --> 00:52:21,806 Oh! 665 00:52:26,777 --> 00:52:28,579 Goddamn! 666 00:53:14,292 --> 00:53:15,560 Come on. 667 00:53:40,017 --> 00:53:41,786 You son of a bitch! 668 00:54:36,941 --> 00:54:38,476 No, see... 669 00:54:38,543 --> 00:54:40,778 Yeah, but... All right, you don't understand. 670 00:54:40,845 --> 00:54:43,781 This isn't some ordinary rat I'm dealing with. 671 00:54:43,848 --> 00:54:45,850 It killed the... 672 00:54:45,916 --> 00:54:47,818 It killed my cat. 673 00:54:47,885 --> 00:54:50,120 It killed my cat! 674 00:54:50,187 --> 00:54:52,089 That's very kind of you. 675 00:54:52,156 --> 00:54:53,858 Here, I'll put the house key 676 00:54:53,924 --> 00:54:57,528 under the second step in front of the main door. 677 00:54:57,595 --> 00:54:59,730 When you come in, there's a library to your left, 678 00:54:59,797 --> 00:55:02,500 and the check will be under the stereo cover 679 00:55:02,567 --> 00:55:04,369 on top of the platter. 680 00:55:04,435 --> 00:55:05,836 Thank you very much. 681 00:55:32,530 --> 00:55:34,699 You okay? 682 00:55:34,765 --> 00:55:35,833 Hi. 683 00:55:40,104 --> 00:55:41,439 Hello. 684 00:55:41,506 --> 00:55:44,141 Hi, honey. 685 00:55:44,208 --> 00:55:45,743 Come home, baby. 686 00:55:45,810 --> 00:55:47,111 I need you. 687 00:55:47,177 --> 00:55:49,980 It's only a few more days. Can't you live without me? 688 00:55:50,047 --> 00:55:51,281 How's Peter? 689 00:55:51,348 --> 00:55:52,550 He's fine. He's right here. 690 00:55:52,617 --> 00:55:56,120 He's dying to talk to you. Hold on. 691 00:55:56,186 --> 00:55:58,956 Peter, honey, it's your daddy. 692 00:55:59,023 --> 00:56:00,357 Hi, Daddy. 693 00:56:00,425 --> 00:56:03,661 Hiya, pal. You having fun with grandma and granddad, huh? 694 00:56:03,728 --> 00:56:06,030 Yeah. Come on over, Daddy. 695 00:56:07,465 --> 00:56:08,966 Peter? 696 00:56:09,033 --> 00:56:10,801 Hello, Peter? 697 00:56:33,591 --> 00:56:35,760 Darling, I'm home! 698 00:56:44,001 --> 00:56:45,770 But you're not. 699 00:57:31,048 --> 00:57:32,316 Exterminators. 700 00:57:32,382 --> 00:57:35,920 Yeah, this is Hughes! You came into my house today 701 00:57:35,986 --> 00:57:38,088 and took my money, and this thing is still here. 702 00:57:38,155 --> 00:57:40,625 Hello? What? Hold it! What money? 703 00:57:40,691 --> 00:57:42,860 You son of a bitch! I wasted an hour coming uptown 704 00:57:42,927 --> 00:57:45,462 for your bullshit check! No money, no job! 705 00:58:11,556 --> 00:58:14,191 Liberace, huh? 706 00:58:29,807 --> 00:58:35,880 Oh, that's good. That's really good. 707 00:58:35,946 --> 00:58:38,916 That's funny. 708 00:58:38,983 --> 00:58:40,718 Okay, I quit. 709 00:58:40,785 --> 00:58:42,587 I quit for good. 710 00:59:17,622 --> 00:59:20,958 In my bed, you mother! In my bed! 711 00:59:21,025 --> 00:59:23,060 You want a war, I'll give you a war! 712 00:59:23,127 --> 00:59:24,762 And don't tell me I didn't hit you. 713 00:59:24,829 --> 00:59:27,197 I hit you. I did. 714 00:59:45,783 --> 00:59:47,652 I will show him what a man can do 715 00:59:47,718 --> 00:59:49,887 and what a man endures. 716 01:00:16,346 --> 01:00:17,982 Bart? 717 01:02:16,466 --> 01:02:18,602 Go away. 718 01:02:18,668 --> 01:02:20,737 Bart... 719 01:02:20,805 --> 01:02:23,974 What is it? What's going on? 720 01:02:24,041 --> 01:02:25,342 There was some guy... 721 01:02:25,409 --> 01:02:27,344 Some exterminator's trying to reach you. 722 01:02:27,411 --> 01:02:29,379 He called you all kinds of names. 723 01:02:41,926 --> 01:02:43,961 Can I help you? 724 01:02:44,028 --> 01:02:46,130 It's time for you to go. 725 01:03:14,058 --> 01:03:18,228 Just ain't enough hours in the day, Betty. 726 01:04:01,505 --> 01:04:06,576 Well, I wondered when you'd get around to that. 727 01:04:06,643 --> 01:04:10,114 That's all right. 728 01:04:12,116 --> 01:04:13,517 I'm ready for you. 729 01:04:39,643 --> 01:04:40,945 Ahhhh! 730 01:05:05,069 --> 01:05:07,237 Motherfucker! 731 01:06:24,781 --> 01:06:26,350 Thank you, Tom. 732 01:06:41,465 --> 01:06:43,567 Don't let the staff see you like this. 733 01:06:43,633 --> 01:06:45,702 Eliot, I've got something happening at home, 734 01:06:45,769 --> 01:06:49,073 and I'm going there right now to take care of it. 735 01:06:49,139 --> 01:06:51,508 You'll get that report when I'm finished with it. 736 01:06:51,575 --> 01:06:53,577 It's a simple matter of priorities with me, 737 01:06:53,643 --> 01:06:56,246 and if you want to give it to James Hall, 738 01:06:56,313 --> 01:06:58,248 that's your choice. 739 01:06:58,315 --> 01:07:01,251 If you want to stick with me... 740 01:07:01,318 --> 01:07:05,389 that's the long and the short of it. 741 01:07:09,126 --> 01:07:11,495 Don't let the staff see you like this. 742 01:07:27,144 --> 01:07:30,547 Well, yes, I understand, but... 743 01:07:30,614 --> 01:07:32,549 No, could you just tell her her husband called 744 01:07:32,616 --> 01:07:36,019 and...and ask her to call me back? 745 01:07:36,086 --> 01:07:37,721 Yes, thank you. 746 01:08:07,884 --> 01:08:09,753 Amazing. 747 01:08:09,819 --> 01:08:13,757 I hope you fried your ass, you tart. 748 01:08:28,538 --> 01:08:29,706 Huh! 749 01:08:35,545 --> 01:08:39,483 Uh, yeah, well, yeah. Okay, where is it? 750 01:08:47,357 --> 01:08:51,428 Did you move it or what? 751 01:09:11,781 --> 01:09:15,652 No fair. No fair. No. 752 01:09:59,896 --> 01:10:01,431 Ah! 753 01:10:47,644 --> 01:10:50,547 Hi, honey. We're home. 754 01:10:53,149 --> 01:10:55,319 Bart? 755 01:11:01,157 --> 01:11:02,626 Bart? 756 01:11:05,929 --> 01:11:08,598 I just don't know what the hell I'm doing. 757 01:11:10,900 --> 01:11:13,036 Anymore, I don't know. 758 01:11:18,274 --> 01:11:20,410 Where have you been? 759 01:11:20,477 --> 01:11:22,612 * Little lamb, little lamb 760 01:11:22,679 --> 01:11:27,317 * Mary had a little lamb Its fleece was white as snow * 761 01:11:46,903 --> 01:11:51,240 * Everywhere that Mary went Mary went, Mary went * 762 01:11:51,307 --> 01:11:55,912 * Everywhere that Mary went The lamb was sure to go * 763 01:12:10,159 --> 01:12:12,195 * Mary had a little lamb 764 01:12:44,628 --> 01:12:47,564 Operator, there must be some mistake. 765 01:12:47,631 --> 01:12:49,733 Could we try again, please? 766 01:12:55,705 --> 01:12:58,442 Could you try one more time? 767 01:13:17,494 --> 01:13:20,597 Thank you, operator. 768 01:14:24,794 --> 01:14:26,696 I've been trying to reach Bart all morning. 769 01:14:26,763 --> 01:14:28,464 Something's the matter with his phone. 770 01:14:28,532 --> 01:14:30,767 Look, Eliot, if it's about his Chicago file... 771 01:14:30,834 --> 01:14:32,001 It is. 772 01:14:32,068 --> 01:14:34,270 There's been a little change in our timetable. 773 01:14:34,337 --> 01:14:36,673 The board of directors meeting is being postponed. 774 01:14:36,740 --> 01:14:39,275 Chicago and Detroit can't make it. 775 01:14:39,342 --> 01:14:41,678 I'm pushing it back two weeks. 776 01:14:41,745 --> 01:14:44,514 I'm sure Bart can use the extra time. 777 01:14:44,581 --> 01:14:47,216 Oh, I'm sure he can. 778 01:14:47,283 --> 01:14:48,818 Thanks, Eliot. 779 01:15:14,978 --> 01:15:16,546 Bart? 780 01:15:18,081 --> 01:15:19,983 Bart! 781 01:15:21,184 --> 01:15:24,353 Bart! 782 01:15:24,420 --> 01:15:27,090 Bart, can you hear me? 783 01:15:27,156 --> 01:15:28,457 Bart? 784 01:15:28,524 --> 01:15:31,394 Bart, are you there? Can you hear me? 785 01:15:31,460 --> 01:15:32,762 Listen to me, Bart. 786 01:15:32,829 --> 01:15:35,131 Listen, everything is going to be okay. 787 01:15:35,198 --> 01:15:38,234 Eliot's given us another two weeks! 788 01:15:40,737 --> 01:15:43,272 Leave us alone! 789 01:17:28,144 --> 01:17:29,312 Ha! 790 01:17:33,049 --> 01:17:34,350 Ha! 791 01:17:47,630 --> 01:17:48,765 No. 792 01:19:12,648 --> 01:19:15,251 Go! Unh! 793 01:20:12,341 --> 01:20:15,011 Come on down! Come on down! 794 01:24:18,987 --> 01:24:22,725 Come on! Come on! 795 01:24:22,791 --> 01:24:23,792 Good! 796 01:24:28,097 --> 01:24:30,399 Good! Good! Good! 797 01:25:34,597 --> 01:25:36,131 Bart? 798 01:25:37,400 --> 01:25:40,303 Honey, what are you wearing? 799 01:25:40,369 --> 01:25:42,838 You're all wet! 800 01:25:46,609 --> 01:25:48,211 Daddy! Daddy! You're soaking wet. 801 01:25:48,277 --> 01:25:50,546 Who is this? I missed you, Daddy. 802 01:25:50,613 --> 01:25:52,348 Oh, Jeez! 803 01:25:52,415 --> 01:25:54,183 Let me rub your beard. Rub my beard. 804 01:25:54,250 --> 01:25:56,151 Go in. you'll catch a cold. Who's my best pal? 805 01:25:56,219 --> 01:25:58,354 I am! That's right. 806 01:25:59,788 --> 01:26:01,890 Missed you. 807 01:26:01,957 --> 01:26:03,192 Oh, the luggage. 808 01:26:03,259 --> 01:26:04,827 Fuck the luggage. 809 01:26:13,269 --> 01:26:15,338 Oh, my God! 810 01:26:15,404 --> 01:26:17,005 Bart, what happened here? 811 01:26:17,072 --> 01:26:18,807 I had a party.